by appointment November 08, 2020
Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
by massivesket287 March 11, 2020
Get the Thomas Clarkson Academy mug.Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.
You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.
If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.
The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.
The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.
If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.
The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.
The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
Get the Thomas Clarkson Academy mug.A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.
Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.
by chelmc April 12, 2009
Get the Kelly Clarkson Syndrome mug.A bliviring racist baboon quite funny but overall an idiot who insults and requires a car to monkey around with and he has two presenters to atleast lead his cars back all the time
by Jewish 99 March 23, 2020
Get the Jeremy clarkson mug.Don't even get my started on this suburb.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
by Your Local Perth Guide September 06, 2020
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