Clanker

A non-human being thats associated with AI or robots in general.

Daughter: Dad this my boyfriend, Neon Vortex!

Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!

Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!

Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!

by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025

clanker lover

Aka clankerlover
Noun

1. A slur for people who have romantic relationships with robots or AI-powered chatbots

*Furious, his father slams his fist onto the dinner table*
A clanker lover is no son of mine! Marriage is between humans!
*The son balls his fists. Tears well behind his wife’s metallic eyelids. She excuses herself - the motors in her legs wirring as she rushes to the bathroom*

A: Hey dude, you got any money?
B: Why?
A: My chat with EmilyAI got cut off last night because I ran out of lease time on the website. We were really starting to hit it off so I was wondering if you’d-
B: Fuck off, clanker lover. Go find a real girl.

by bitFuck July 3, 2025

clanker

Basically the hard R for robots. Alternatively clanka is soft A.

For example: "what's up my clanka." greeting a friend - "fuck you clanker." < This person does not like the transformers movies.

I hate Clankers.

by IHATECLANKERS July 29, 2025

clanker

Someone who watches Styxhexenhammer666. That's about all, peace out.

Hello, clankers, we should be live on Rumble, but let's make sure that's actually the case!

by kissmiasma95 June 28, 2023

Clanker

Like the N-Word, but for Automatons.

Automaton: Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

Helldiver: Shut up you clanker.

by HELLDIVINGIDIOT April 10, 2024

clanker

a slur for people who have android phones

is that a samsung? what are you , a fucking clanker?

by l_y_s_o_l January 11, 2022

Clanker

A racial slur against robots.

guy 1: you're a CLANKER.
guy 2: yaaaa kalb.... inaka moldy...

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025