Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

Clappitation

An atom that is unleashed when the bootycheeks are clapped.

Damn, that girl got 3000 clappitation watts.

by WePaid3264 September 6, 2021

Clampett's Luck

When things go magically well and in your favor even in the worst possible conditions.

Bill got pulled over by the cops for a traffic stop. Suddenly the cop got a more urgent call and let him go. That was Clampett's Luck

by The Interesting November 8, 2022

clambition

Being motivated by pussy (clam). Synonym to pussy whipped.

That clambitious fool is paying all her bills.
All I can say is he was ruined by clambition.

by Jspyder March 29, 2023

crampitus

When a person cramps a whole lot.

"I have a huge cramp in my leg, my crampitus is showing."

by UnbarredAsh338 July 6, 2023

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024

clapitory

To be happy and supportive for another person.

“Why can’t you ever be clapitory for me.”
Or
“I’m clapitory when a bunch of pretty women are in your DMs, I’m happy for you.”

by Dhwcjej January 22, 2024