Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

Chimping

When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.

Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally

by Bobsacunt May 15, 2019

Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008

bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man

there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum

by the kayster June 26, 2003

crumping

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

chumming

when you are communicating with your friends on fortnite and you want to say you are coming but don’t want to sound homo.

Amir: HE’S ON ME, ON ME!
Mazen:IM CHUMMING MAN IM CHUMMING

by HoodieMaz July 15, 2018