chrono synclastic infindibulum

mathematical equations in which 2 antipotic opinions can co-exist and both be right

you would be too confused, so its not even worth it

by combat wafflle May 13, 2005

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB June 19, 2005

chronomentrophobia

a rare and strange phobia of clocks

"oh my god get me away from that clock iv got chronomentrophobia"

by sileeni October 20, 2004

chrono cross

RPG for the Playstation, the sequel to the successful Chrono Trigger. Chrono Cross is one of the greatest games ever made. The plot is by far more developed than any Final Fantasy game. The character development for the majority of the characters could use work, but the main characters are fine. The graphics are pretty good for a game that came out a while ago, and the cinematic scenes are very nice. But the main thing that really stands out in Chrono Cross is the MUSIC! The music is simpy amazing and beautifully constructed. Yasunori Mitsuda, the composer, did a wonderful job. Chrono Cross owns everything!

Wow, Chrono Cross is so cool. What an intricate plot! and suspenseful plot twists! and WONDERFUL music! Go buy the game!

by For The People February 2, 2004

chrono visor

let's father arnetti see into the future

The vatican is hiding the chrono visor

by Phantom Shitter 2: Electric Boogaloo April 10, 2003

chronoclasm

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

chronoid

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.

A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"

by booch dog August 5, 2008