chrismoyles

Tubby, rolly polly DJ, has trouble getting up in the morning. Eats mainly chicken pie and chips, and drinks larger. Smokes. Has a very tender pair of nipples which will bleed up to 22 pints in an hour after jogging from the pie shop to the Pub. Interestingly he was not born in Leeds, as everyone thinks but actually Nempnett Thrubwell near Bristol and was educated by Trappist monks who ran a centre for Lap Dancers who failed their MOT. Ian Hyland of the Sun recently said of chrismoyles
"I think he is talented and quite frankly the sexiest man on the Planet"
joewhiley has been dating Chris Moyles for 4 years now, and friends report chrismoyles was very pleased when on Valentines day this year he managed to get to second base, it was homebase first then Chivenor, a RAF base in Gloucester.
chrismoyles producer aledjones recently painted chrismoyles flat a two tone coffee and wall nut combination, he finished the rooms with flock cushions and organza.

There is a DJ who is on radio one and he is called chrismoyles.

He has a fan site where all the posters hate him it is called chrismoyles, net is the singular of nets which are used to catch fish.

by Boboff-if I have an email account deleted why can't I change it June 18, 2008

Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

by Christe January 21, 2005

Christeen

A girl that is extremely promiscuous in nature

That girl is such a Christeen

by LitShakes May 30, 2018

Christee

Christee is usually a white teen who loves to party&drink and hang out with her friends. Christees are usually good at sucking. And are usually TRUE blondes with green/blue eyes.

Hey did you see that chick last night?

Im pretty sure that was a Christee

by thethreeemuskuteers August 21, 2011

christecular dental hydrophlosion

sucking chris's ballz too much resulting in ballz teeth. surgery required to fix

ballz face dubc christecular dental hydrophlosion"

by jerome87 February 24, 2009

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Christmoose

a stuffed animal moose given as a secret santa gift, sometimes mistaken for a reindeer.

Wow! I got a christmoose!

by frenchyfluteyawesomeness December 6, 2010