Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.

Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.

by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019

chrissynordgaard

she is absolutely stunning. You know that this gurl will always b by your side, and she will always make you laugh. Everytime you see the smile on her face it puts a smile to yours. Shes hilarious, and has a six pack from laughing. We believe tht she doesnt have a boyfriend because she laughs too much :D

She has an amazing body especially an amazing guys, all the guys love it...except she doesnt realize it
You can always have the time of your life with chritina
ps. shes good in bed :P ;)

ooo hus tht hottie right there
its chrissynordgaard

by avrilicious15552 September 29, 2011

Chriss Hanson

A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.

Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**

by donkey boner October 28, 2007

chrissowed

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

Christocrite

A Christian hypocrite

I would go to church more often, but it's full of Christocrites...those people who act all superior that they show up at church every week, yet I see them at the local bar all drunk and nasty the night before

by sutherncomfort April 27, 2010

ChrissyP

The kind of girl you can't ever forget. If you even dream she doesn't like you anymore you will wake up heartbroken and feeling empty. Her heart is as deep as the color cerulean, and her kiss makes you want to blast Creed songs from a mountaintop.

That girl is smart , tall and beautiful she must be a ChrissyP

by VernElkridge February 15, 2019

Chrissan

This name does exist,so if you have this name like this. Because it doesn't what the definition of this name is ,all I know is that who ever named Chrissan.Is amazing a person and you continue being a good person and never give up because you have came so far for what you have.

I love Chrissan.

She is so perfect..

I am Chrissan

by Chri$$An October 2, 2021