Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

chowder-powder

Thick heavy chunky snow typical of New England.

Man, we're out east slogging through chowder-powder when we could have been in Colorado floating on angel dust.

by TwhatT January 11, 2009

booty chowder

1) diarrhea 2) male semen discharge after taking it up the poop chute.

1)After I ate at that "B" rated taco shop, I got some mean booty chowder. 2)I took it deep up my rectal cavity only to discover I had bad case of booty chowder afterwards.

by john ho October 11, 2007

bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004

Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006