chonks

roots, sex, fuck etc

it's all about tha chonks

by masine April 11, 2003

hefty chonk

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

Chonk chart

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.

Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Chinker chonk

A dirogitory word for an Asian.

Those damn chinker chonks got ahold of my dog again.

by Grandmaster Z January 8, 2017

Chonk

An amalgamation of "choong" (meaning good, beautiful, heavy) and "tonk" (meaning large). Used a lot in terms of drugs

"I picked up a Q from Lengs the other day, it was chonk"

or

"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"

by Brian Sewell Leng Man Fe Dem November 25, 2006

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 11, 2008

Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019