Chakotification

The art of being able to include the word ass in every conversation, in multiple situations, while making it as inappropriate as possible.

Who gave this chakotification example, shall i kill your ass aah

by Vishvish December 11, 2022

The Black Chocobos

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).

Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!

by captainbill47 September 13, 2009

chocobo

a large fucking bird

Marc:Bro did you see that large fucking bird??
Ariel:Ooh Shit look at that fucking Chocobo!!!!

by Deity23 May 19, 2009

Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Chocobanana

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".

"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome

by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009

Chocoholic

A chocoholic is a person who craves or compulsively consumes chocolate. There is some medical evidence to support the existence of actual addiction to chocolate.

Johanna from Sweden is eating chocolate for breakfast. That's nasty!! She's such a chocoholic!!

by Bioboy89 November 17, 2016

chocodigger

A girl who behaves like a gold digger because she exploits you for chocolate.

Bree: Bring me more chocolate?
Rick: Yes your highness.

Bree: *pats head* good doggie. Your job is to satisfy me.
Rick: What, are you a chocodigger now?

by ChocolateKissesAreCheap March 28, 2009