Choff

It's the sound of when you melt but you're not a Vaporeon.

I choff every time he bonks my head.

by qsd dsq May 25, 2022

Choflon

Pl. Choflones
Pronounciation: choe-floan

A person who is NOT balling, has no motion, and most definitely is a loser.

Man, John is such a choflon, not like me, I’m ballin’ out.

by rtj117 March 6, 2025

Choffed

Having or showing feelings of resilience and merriment even while exhausted. Going beyond one's capabilities and then finding the will to party.

• After pulling a double, they were well and truly choffed on the way to the concert.
• I was absolutely choffed, but I made it to the venue.

// Not to be confused with "chuffed."

by 1or11 June 13, 2025

Sicken Choft Tacos

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

by Glow Hat August 7, 2011

Anal Full Choffin

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.

Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.

by Terry Blindman March 15, 2025