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Choisexual 

Someone that is normally straight, but would have a homosexual relationship with someone with the last name Choi.
Dang that guy David Choi is really hot... I finally realized I'm a choisexual.

Cretsexual 

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.
I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.
Cretsexual by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025

Cheesosexual

Someone who obsesses over cheese of all kinds, almost/potentially even sexually.
Did you hear that Rebecca is a closeted Cheesosexual? Her mom found a huge stash of Mozzarella under her bed!
Cheesosexual by Horsedenier6-7 October 29, 2025