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Chedpit

The art of capsizing a person with a running kick slap. It is a technique from an ancient form of marshal arts and takes years to master. The only true way to enter a state of mind where it is possible to perform this move is alcohol induced, but some monks have performed it without any alcohol in their system what so ever.
“OMG, did you see that chedpit? Is he a monk, or really drunk?”
by Rfish October 2, 2012
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Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.
Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!
by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015
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cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.
Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.
by OblongOne September 7, 2016
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cheap whore

1) One who is in the prostitution business who is either bad at their job or charges little for their services

2) Used by a few to describe someone they hate (the person they hate usually being a girl) who can be classified as either a bitch, slut or just plain stupid.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Phoebe said to me?
Girl 2: I know what a cheap whore!
by autumnrain May 17, 2006
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Cheap date

A person who has a low tolerance for alcohol and becomes intoxicated quickly after relatively few drinks.

The expression originates from the "traditional" dating scene where men pay the bill for the evening, including for the woman's drinks. The intent is that little money is needed for them to either have had their fill for the evening, or to be drunk enough that sex is likely to follow.

In modern times, the term is applied almost equally to men and women regardless of orientation.
"Frank sure is blitzed."
"He's only had two. Must be a cheap date."
by Legitmus February 16, 2010
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cheap

A reference to one of the following:

1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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Cheap Ass

Often confused with "financially responsible" by stupid materialistic people who are extremely irresponsible with money, are likely in shitloads of debt, and have rich parents to sponge off of.

Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Moron: "Why can't you borrow me $5200 so I can pay off my credit card bills and support my gambling addiction? You're such a cheap ass!"
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
by A WHITE GUY June 14, 2017
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