Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.

I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese

by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017

Spicy Cheeto poop

When you eat hot Cheetos and it inflamitates your butthole while you mudd butt. Its like a volcano exploding out of your anus.

"I just ate a whole bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and i took a spicy cheeto poop"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"

by threechinksinapod January 21, 2018

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Hot Cheeto girl

A hot Cheeto girl is typically in high school who thinks she’s a baddie. She usually has dark hair, edges, and long acrylics. (Don’t forget the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers) Her common phrases are “Ayo best friend” “ fight me” “PERIODT”

The Hot Cheeto girl tried to pull a girls ponytail out today for look at her best friend.

by Anonymous 1335544999 October 8, 2019

Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).

The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.

by Cheeto Jack1 January 9, 2013

cheeto

a girl who goes to the tanning salon too much and now looks orange, like a cheeto

karen looks like a big cheeto

by ummyeah September 12, 2006

Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.

Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.

by gangar5599 May 28, 2017