Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

Fat chick stake out by Ruth B. May 29, 2020

Chick'd Out

When a girl checks out another girl.

I was walking with my friend Kristina when I noticed another hot blond staring at her goodies, I was like your so getting chick'd out!

Chick'd Out by Jostinnius October 14, 2009

Chew out chocolate chuck

It Is when You shove a Hershey’s Kiss up your asshole so it melts slow from body heat, leaving a sweet, chocolatey coating so when they eat your ass. It’s Shows you’re thinking of them and— turns rimming into straight dessert.

“After I prepped, I did a chew out chocolate chuck — that way when he eats my ass, it’s like dessert, not a chore.”

Chew out chocolate chuck by EyeCandyAndie February 25, 2026

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkout dick 

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

checkout dick by Candini January 4, 2008