cheaster

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

Charlie Chester

Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor

Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.

by Adam Thompson July 15, 2003

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"

by Lee The King February 8, 2017

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Chemster

The Chemster was a cool guy that used to rule the chat rooms in the early computer days, before AIM or other chat programs existed. Now he frequents newsgroups, especially those that specialize in BMW's.

The Chemster has left the building.

by Robert Kelly December 27, 2003

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017