cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

Cheap guy

A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.

Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.

Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.

Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!

by Fredge May 15, 2010

Cheap-Off

cheap versions of designer clothing, bags or shoes, that don't pretend to be the original, unlike knock-offs, but instead are unabashedly plagiaristic and range in quality and price depending on the maker.

I can't afford those Givenchys so I'll get the Steve Madden cheap-offs that look freaking exactly the same.

by Don't Be A Hero January 19, 2009

Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.

Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!

by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015

cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.

Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.

by OblongOne September 7, 2016

cheap whore

1) One who is in the prostitution business who is either bad at their job or charges little for their services

2) Used by a few to describe someone they hate (the person they hate usually being a girl) who can be classified as either a bitch, slut or just plain stupid.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Phoebe said to me?
Girl 2: I know what a cheap whore!

by autumnrain May 17, 2006

Cheap date

A person who has a low tolerance for alcohol and becomes intoxicated quickly after relatively few drinks.

The expression originates from the "traditional" dating scene where men pay the bill for the evening, including for the woman's drinks. The intent is that little money is needed for them to either have had their fill for the evening, or to be drunk enough that sex is likely to follow.

In modern times, the term is applied almost equally to men and women regardless of orientation.

"Frank sure is blitzed."
"He's only had two. Must be a cheap date."

by Legitmus February 16, 2010