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Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022
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Middle Child

The 2nd in a family of 3 children.

As the oldest child is special to the parents for being the 1st, and the 3rd child is special for being the baby of the family, the middle child is never the favorite child.

-quiet around family but fun with friends
-hates conflict
-feels a need to defend people outside of the family when family criticizes someone
- alone
-have a sarcastic personality
-lots of common sense
-somewhat secretive
-not as close to their parents as the other children are
-independent
-left out of activities
-does not like to join in on something unless specifically invited
-don't feel like they can talk to others openly when their family is with them
-sometimes wear sunglasses so that they can cry without anyone noticing
-dress, write, talk and act more boring than they would like for fear of criticism from family
-deal with a lot of bitterness
-very creative
-sometimes named after a dead relative no one really knew
-hate being compared to relatives
-finish eating before everyone else at dinner and disappear
-oidentify with and sympathize with the villains/bad guys in fiction. (Loki, Darth Vadar, etc...)

The middle child often feels isolated and detached from their family. They are eager to leave the town they've grown up in. Middle children often long for true love and a family of their own so that they can try to "make up" for the way they were treated by treating all of their kids equal.
Middle child: So Mom said she isn't going to take me to that campout after all... *sigh*
Oldest child: Oh, sorry.

Middle Child: It's alright, what do I expect? I am the Middle Child, after all.
by themiddlechild May 21, 2013
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Brad Childress

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.
The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.
by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007
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Sweet Child O' Mine

The greatest fucking song of all-time
Long live Guns n Roses
Just put Sweet Child O' Mine on repeat on youre set!
by rfsIII June 4, 2009
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childofjesus

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus
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Asphyxiation of Children

Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
by SomeOriginalPseudonym May 17, 2021
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i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021
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