Large dance music festival in Marston Airfield in Stratford Upon Avon, which has far too many police and sniffer dogs and around 50,000 chavs, happens once a year around the end of July.
me "did you go to Global Chavering this year?"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"
by Gfloss August 17, 2007
Get the Global Chavering mug.(noun). a poop cavern is the subsequent result of expelling feces from your rectum and then minutes later, having finished your initial poop, the need to expel more poop arises.
the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.
the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.
the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
"well I first took a shit, wiped and got up. thinking I was finished I left the washroom to its own devices only to discover, moments later, that I must shit again. I thought I was all done in there but it turns out it was just a 'poop cavern'.
by Dickolas October 17, 2010
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A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
by Duff McGee December 5, 2005
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