charity case

(n) A person who never has any money and/or is constantly broke. Yet, this person never has any problem with always asking you to lend him/her some cash. The biggest problem they have is paying you back on time, if ever.

These people are the object of both pity and utter disdain by many.

"You can kiss that $20 you let Ed borrow goodbye. He's a real charity case."

by P. Dubya July 7, 2007

Charminger

A male/female (mostly a male), who isn't good looking at all - minger - who can get the best looking girlfriend/boyfriend using their charm.

"Did you see him, with that model !!"

"Yeh ino man, he's a bit of a charminger"

by GPSK January 5, 2009

Charity Chuckle

When somebody cracks a painfully bad or awkward joke and you throw out a quick little laugh to avoid the awkwardness.

Dude, stephen had the worst racist joke, i gave a charity chuckle so it wouldn't be awkward.

by Jiff Ratchet November 23, 2010

prince charming

the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day

my boo boo :P

by butterfly May 4, 2003

Charming

Someone who is romantic but yet so spontaneous. Someone who is sweet but yet aggressive. Someone who's just so pleasant to be with and look at.

J: Hey babe! If you could describe me in one word what word would that be?
E: One Word?
J: Yeah
E: Charming.

by bbbbbaaashful February 28, 2010

charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.

I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.

by Micah A. March 15, 2008

Charlito Bandito

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

by Broken Hipster June 3, 2011