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chavify

'He's going to chavify his car'
by WarDwarf December 21, 2005
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Charity Slut

Someone who gives their money to multiple charity organizations and flaunts the fact that they do so
Ex. 1: Susan is such a charity slut, she's always bragging about her donations to make herself seem better than people.

Ex. 2: Charity sluts may be annoying, but there have to be some in the world. If everyone were as cynical as you, the charities would never get donations!
by DJ Tomtom October 18, 2011
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Charity C

When a teacher gives you a C just to keep you from failing
I barely passed chemistry. I added up my grades and it turns out I got a charity c.
by awmm January 21, 2020
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Operation Charity

Sleeping with a woman so unattractive that you are basically doing charity work as you are giving her a service she otherwise could not obtain.
I banged a solid zero last night. I was in Operation Charity mode
by Dr. Brobutusin May 25, 2011
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charity sex

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!
by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011
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Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
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