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chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
by Eric.. July 1, 2005
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Chaff

In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.
Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.
by Forgiver July 25, 2017
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when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it
Dude, you are so carfucked!
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CarFart

Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.
Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.
by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011
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Carfie

Me: Hey!! Let's take a carfie....

Jake: Okay lets.....(takes a carfie)
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chafed penis

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.
My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.
by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005
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carfree

Living without a car. Instead, one prefers walking, cycling, and public transportation.

A carfree person usually makes a conscious decision to live in a place that offers plenty of public space and multiple modes of transportation.

In this case, a carfree lifestyle offers a higher quality of life:

- increases physical activity
- saves money
- supports the local economy
- strengthens the sense of community
- reduces noise and air pollution
- conserves resources for future generations
Person A: You don't own a car in New York?
Person B: No, I'm carfree because I can walk and take the subway.
by cyclist4 March 4, 2009
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