Carbonat Erol

A racially motivated man, who likes to join livestreams and randomly call black people "Du Neger".

Manuellsen: "Guck mal hier ist das beste Beispiel: "Guck mal wir reden, und Carbonat Erol schreibt mir: "Du neger"".

by emirate April 14, 2022

Charton

A self-made water bong out of used, half a litre plastic bottle and preferably a pen as a socketholder. Name originated in the mid 2000's from the legendary Billy Bong Thornton when it was realized a "Billy Bong" made by amateurs needed a slightly altered name.

Shall we relax with Charton?

by Matthew.T January 12, 2009

Carbon Offset

An act of pretending to care about the environment. The attempt to justify ones use of greenhouse gas emissions. A false hope for solving global warming. The act of buying ‘carbon credits’ from a third-party company that says it will offset the carbon emissions the purchaser produces. The problem with carbon offsetting is it allows companies to continue to produce harmful greenhouse gasses while their offset has done little or nothing to counter global warming. A recent Financial Times article found that many offset companies and their 'carbon credits' were of either uncertain value or were completely worthless. Global warming cannot be solved by just planting more trees, a common way to attempt to offset ones emissions. If global warming could be solved by just planting trees, environmentalists would be planting night and day. A certain well known ex-vice-pres 'eco-maniac' very interestingly endorses the practice of carbon offsetting. The industry of carbon offsetting is expected to double by 2010.

A better solution to solve global warming is to reduce total emissions as much a possible.

Source: google carbon offset and financial times

Gore: google al gore and carbon offset

Journalist: Environmentalists say your company is going to produce a 3% increase in greenhouse gas emissions on earth.

Company CEO: That is indeed super true, but it's totally okay because we carbon offset. We bought a shit-ton of carbon credits, so we are carbon neutral, duuuude!

by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007

Charmonique

Some one extremely awesome and weird.

WOW she must be a Charmonique because shes just so AWESOME!

by yoyobitchezzz September 1, 2011

Chardonnay

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she will never let you down no matter what and she will always be by your side. Without her you r nothing. With her you are safe; shes someone you can depend on when no one cares about you

you are such a chardonnay

by MR. P.i.M.P March 17, 2010

Chardon

(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.

Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"

by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011

Charon

The first moon of the planet Pluto to be discovered. It now appears that Pluto has two other moons as well.

In the 1987 science fiction novel Charon's Ark, Charon is depicted as an artificial world in which dinosaurs have been kept alive since the Cretaceous Period.

by Mogo the Mugger April 19, 2006