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a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet
“i chaired Fionn yesterday

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night
chair by yupthegardai February 21, 2019
Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss
Would u chair my friend?
Chair by 456gal March 17, 2019
Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*
chair by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019
An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”
chair by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020