certi

certi si basically the short way of saying certified

A: see Nathan and Rachel have been dealing for 3 years and they haven't cheated on eachother
B: rahh they're relationship is certi

by Teddz Ldn April 4, 2015

Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

cerote

noun.

1. Among friends, a vulgar but friendly substitute for any person's name. Similar to pizado.
2. A derogatory way to refer to someone who is not a friend. Insult to denigrate and belittle someone.
3. A piece of shit.

Commonly used in Guatemala and El Salvador, with lesser use in other Central American nations.

1. "Va venir Juan?" (Is Juan coming?)
"Al rato se aparece el cerote" ("He'll show up soon")

2. "Ese cerote te va asaltar" (That moterfucker will steal your stuff)

3. "Puta! No me di cuenta del cerote en la calle y lo pizé" (Fuck! I didn't notice that piece of shit on the street and I stepped on it.)

by chelovski March 30, 2009

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

ceriya

Her zodiac says everything about her a beautiful Aries. she truly has beauty that she doesn't see, she's a good drawer and a loving and caring person.
When you think of Ceriya never let her go.

"Ceriya your so beautiful like the sun!"

by Broken.Dreams November 7, 2019

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022