cancer cells

Fortnite players, also could be used for naming a cell for a disease called cancer

Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.

by Shmorgon July 21, 2019

celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Cellowned

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009

collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?

by Peacock matt August 27, 2018

Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Strong Cello

The sexual act of a woman (or man) standing behind a naked man, holding him as if he is a cello. One hand would be covering his mouth (in a sort of rapey way), while the other hand gives him a hand job (resembling the bow of the stringed instrument). A plucking motion may also be used to play with or fondle the balls or scrotum at the base of the recipient’s penis.

The only documented case of a man being raped by a handjob was in 1998, when world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma was on tour in China, and a crazed fan attempted to imitate his work on their male partner in the form of a strong cello.

by sherwinre May 9, 2019