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Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.
My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...
by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009
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The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.
I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).
by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010
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celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.
bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:
by _J-swagga June 29, 2011
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A modern phrase meaning, see people for who they are, not what. And then celebrate all the aspects that make them who they are.
"Don't be a small-minded jerk; doesn't matter if she's gay, she's one of the best, most true-hearted, people I know, and that's all you should care about. See the soul, celebrate the spirit."
by Dr. Portmanteau September 24, 2020
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Celebrageddon

Celebrageddon (cel-eb-ra-geddon) n.

Word combniation of Celebrity and Armageddon. A word used to describe the sudden rash of celebrity deaths in a short span of time.
Dude, celebrageddon is upon them. Farrah and Michael Jackson in the same day, not to mention the current celebrageddon of Carradine, Billy Mays and Walter Cronkite.
by WiiTodd July 19, 2009
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Celebrattude

The overweening personality exhibited by a celebrity brat ("celebratty").
Who's got celebrattude? Taylor Momsen does.
by 2HM March 11, 2010
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Celebratio

Celebratory fellatio
"Congratulations, I think we should celebrate this with a spot of celebratio!" - meaning, something positive has happened, therefore celebratory dick sucking should commence. For example:

1. Pass driving test, get dick sucked
2. Come home from Afghanistan, get dick sucked
3. Has it been 25 years since Windows 1.0 came out? Lol at Steve Ballmer, and get your dick sucked...
4. Something else... and this is key: Get dick sucked.
by radioheadrule83 November 24, 2010
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