caelan mclin

A philosophical, logic-seeking breed of sex pantherr who always put this girl first :D Tends to be an amateur medicine-mannn & herbal entrepreneur!! Haha. Loves everyone and everything but is embarrassed to show it at times. Loves to cook for others and is constantly generous when with someone he reallyy cares for:') A true stoner. Ohh & says "like" a lottt ;) hah

Anna- "Did you hear what that Caelan Mclin guy did?!?"

Alyssa- "You probably don't even know my man bitch, hah"

by c00c00c@ch00 January 14, 2013

Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.

"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "

by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017

Calabasas High School

A disgustingly rich, stuck-up high school swamped with spoiled, drug addicted, and self-absorbed children. Most people at Calabasas High School are completely oblivious of their wealth and fortune. The males have highly egocentric tendencies, while the femals are always willing to exploit themselves. Calabasas also boasts one of the worst football teams in America, due to the fact that the school is almost exclusivley white. If you want your children to become cultured and world-conscious, Do NOT send them to Calabasas High School.

Oh, I got expelled from Agoura so my parents made me go to Calabasas High School. Worst mistake of my life. I'm transferring to El Camino next semester.

by :::sam::: August 31, 2006

CALA BOCA GALVAO

Latest sensation topic on Twitter. Believed by most world to be related to some kind of (inexistent) bird, and even to some new Lady Gaga's song. Its, in fact, the biggest inside joke of all time, by Brazil.

CALA BOCA means SHUT UP. Period.

GALVAO is referred to Galvão Bueno, a sports narrator from Brazil. Really annoying guy. CALA BOCA GALVAO!

Person 1: Hey man, each tweet containing CALA BOCA GALVAO donates some cents to a birds foundation, to save them. I'm doing it a LOT!

Person 2: Are you stupid? Brazil made the whole world look like fools.

by BRAZILZILZIL June 14, 2010

Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.

Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Caelan

A Caelan is a real sigma male who loves to dominate anyone in his path, regardless of gender. He will pin you up and lick you body all night but when it comes to chivalry, he is an absolourte chad.

Pedestrian: HEY,I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY, THE LIGHT IS GREEN
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Caladbolg

Caladbolg derives its name from an ancient Welsh sword wielded by Macsen Wledig. And it is known that Caladbolg was another name for the famed sword Excalibur used by King Arthur.

The meaning of the name Caladbolg is "Hard-Lightning" or "Lightning-Shard" calad-hard, bolg-lightning. The sword is said to have been able to cut an entire hill in half with one fell swoop. It was an Irish sword that was believed to be similar to King Arthur's Excalabar

i used my caladbolg to cut my yard in half

by Dain December 8, 2003