Carrot Spartan

A Carrot Spartan is the epitome of good character. They are honest, loyale, and respectful. Carrot Spartans are selfless and will help those around them without hesitation.

They are from Carrot Sparta

That guy seems like a Carrot Spartan.

Omg! Did you know that she was a Carrot Spartan?

by Carrot Sparta June 15, 2018

carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

Stickin A Carrot

Insert a stick in inside of your weinerhole, And shove a carrot inside of her vagina, Spread her legs like she is doing the spilts, to plow as hard as you can while trying to angle it it to go threw to her asshole (Better done with a virgin so you can pop the cherry).

"Hey brad, I heard you gave lil jessie stickin a carrot lastnight."
"Hell yah dawg, she said it gave her a seizure after the juices of the carrot went inside her, I think shes allergic to Vitamin A and some weird shit about potassium."

by ya o'l dusty clam April 10, 2020

Brodie eating carrots

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.

What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”

by sweaty silas March 15, 2022

Carrot Cake

This is term for an elderly person that a younger person (around a third of they're age) would like to have sex with.

she's a nice piece of carrot cake

by garyfullness September 4, 2014

wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

by concatenation March 23, 2004

peas n carrots

When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.

Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>

Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>

by stagecrew243 December 21, 2008