cardboard box

the house of a homeless person

"Where d'you live...in a cardboard box?"

by DeAndre December 28, 2005

Cardboard King

A homless person who spends a given amount of his time in his cardboad box, and collectiong more cardboard for furniture and further expansions on his house......may or may not have a suit of armor made eniterly of cardboard

Me and Matt were walking down the street today and we burned that cardboard king's house down.....dirty fucking homeless

by English Class Heros September 13, 2010

cardboard box

Over the years Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, has had several adventures involving corrugated cardboard boxes, in which he adapts them for many different uses. His inventions include the Transmogrifier, a flying time machine, the Duplicator, and an "Atomic Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron."

Basically, cardboard boxes are the best things a kid could ever have in order to stimulate their imagination.

I think our young Timmy here would rather have some cardboard boxes for Christmas than anything else. They're SO much fun.

by Cagefight December 7, 2006

cardboard cutout

a very boring or quiet person who never says much or contributes to anything.

damn! being with that girl is like being stuck with a cardboard cutout!!

by jonnoo February 1, 2008

cardboard muncher

Sexual actions by mouth upon a woman's vagina. Can also be called "Box Muncher".

"Eating so much pussy labeled you a cardboard muncher!"

by VyRiZ June 24, 2006

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009