poo canal

Often confused with shits creek, the poo canal is any body of water containing 73% fecal matter. In the poo canal you dont even start with a paddle.

Where Sanjay? He's snorkeling down the poo canal.

by Nick Chernish May 3, 2007

cania

a sweet loving girl with a little attitude. she's always goofy and never stops smiling. her butt fat and she cool to hang around. don't forget get the fact that she's drop dead GORGEOUS !

damn get you a cania!

by mlove27 May 8, 2017

cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010

Lady Canal

Slang term for the vagina. The canal in the female that receives the penis during copulation. Usage: capitalize like a place such as Des Moines or Kansas City.

I want to send my love boat into her Lady Canal.

by Lady Canal lover October 3, 2009

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

Cranial Flatulence

crude definition:"brain fart"

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

by Krystra August 31, 2013

canimalism

The act of eating someone else's food. Particularly a man's food's

ex. of canimalism fjidos

*Guy walks in on his room mate eating his half eaten sandwich* "DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CANIMALIZING MY SANDWICH BRO."

by THE BENDAROO December 2, 2014