Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

swallow canal

when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."

Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?

Bob-

Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*

Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.

by bigredclifford824 September 27, 2010

meat canal

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.

Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.

by Tenshunn January 30, 2017

Suez Canal

When your shit won't flush down, and sits in the bottom of the bowl at an angle.

Leaving stall to next guy in line, "I flushed three times, but it's the Suez Canal in there."

by Sam_R. September 24, 2021

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 9, 2009

Eerie Canal

The act of accomplishing male climax into the ear of another person.

"You know how Betsy's been a little deaf recently? I totally gave her an Eerie Canal last weekend."

by Niggle McNeil March 10, 2008

canal cream

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.

1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?

by Ghostwulfe July 4, 2005