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Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock
"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
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Detroit Candle

Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.
Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??

Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
by chaz714 November 16, 2006
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arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003
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candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!
"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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Clam Candle

Man she really wanted my clam candle.
by perpetualpunk June 26, 2009
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roman candle fight

It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.
Nick just got his finger blown off in a roman candle fight just now.
by Cali35 May 6, 2007
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candlelight dinner

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.
"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"
by Tranquilizer Tom February 14, 2004
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