Calum Thompson

6ft 6 tall black man who will save all your family from a burning building

Oh my god Calum Thompson just saved me from a burning building his cock is massive

by SenseiC&M83 November 26, 2021

Calum Finnegan

Claim Finnegan is a very cool guy. He’s a single Pringle that’s ready to mingle!
Cmon ladies, Dig in!

“Calum Finnegan is the coolest of them all” said Conor

by Joebuzz635 November 13, 2019

Calum Mccudden

A smelly looking ginger individual that is fanatical about minions.

Person 1: Hey my friend is kinda becoming obsessed with minions. What should I do?
Person 2: Oh dude, he's definitely a Calum Mccudden type. I say Ditch him
Person 1: Oh, ok thanks man.

by BalthazarBrat69420 January 23, 2021

Calum Scott

Singer from the UK, responsible for several sad songs. One of the very few good things to come out of the Simon Cowell industrial complex.

Calum Scott seems cute and innocent but you can tell he's a slutty freak in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Jealousnick October 6, 2022

Calum Warmer

Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.

Such a Calum Warmer broski

by 174840493736 October 5, 2021

Calum mckay

A clingy person who is not your boyfriend however likes to act like it

He's such a Calum Mckay !

by Huandonalw June 28, 2016

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020