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Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.
I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.
by MojoX November 10, 2009
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
mugGet the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
mugGet the 100 calorie snackmug.

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting
I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina
by wheresward October 22, 2018
mugGet the Thumb Caloriemug.

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
mugGet the high calorie humanmug.

Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?
by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021
mugGet the Caloriesmug.

Calorie

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
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