caffeination

caffeine but better

I'm drink my caffeination at the moment

by xxalicakexx January 7, 2022

Caffeinectomy

The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.

After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

caffeinate

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine

Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!

by m f luder August 23, 2011

caffeine and green

The act of waking up, making fresh coffee and drinking it while partaking in the burning and inhaling of the devils lettuce.

Cecilia woke up and brewed fresh coffee and smoked. She had her caffeine and green

by LilySunshine1994 March 31, 2019

caffeine shots

Taking a drink that's very heavy in caffeine and doing multiple shots of it within one minute. Thus, causing you to have a huge energy rush.

bob was being a lame ass but after the caffeine shots he's fucking hyper.

by ZTO September 25, 2006

Caffiend

Individual, usually male, who will drink coffee, energy drinks, or soda in great excess and/or every chance he or she has. Motivation for such actions could be chemical dependency on caffeine, or the desire to seem "hard-core" by being seen drinking energy drinks.

John: Jeez, my brother drinks like two 12-packs of soda in one sitting.
Jake: What a freaking caffiend.

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James: Why is Jason always carrying a can of Monster to class?
Derek: 'Cuz he's a caffeind, dude.

by shemptastic September 1, 2009

Caffeinated Cheerleader

Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"

Like Oh my gawd, my battery is running out! I'm such a caffeinated cheerleaderrrrr!

by DEVGRU June 20, 2006