Chached

Definition: Verb-When assholes/losers resembling Jersey Shore rejects show up and ruin whatever awesomeness is going on.

Derived from: The epic doucher Chachi played by an even more epic doucher, Scott Baio, on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi (1982-1983).

Dude, my party got chached Saturday night. These guido dudes showed up and started freaking out all of the women with their crappy tats, gelled hair and doucher personalities.

by BigTbag July 25, 2012

Cashed out

The act of gratuitous ingestion of the delectable nut known as the Cashew.
A surreal experience attained only through the Cashew nut.
Some who have had a "cashed out" experience say that it is equivalent to 5/3rds of an orgasm.

Person 1: *knees quivering*
Person 2: What's up with you?
Person 1: I'm cashed out brew!

by Hecklers June 21, 2011

Catched

Also known as "caught"...for fancy people. This is the right way it is said.

Tell your friends!!

He threw the ball and I catched it

The police never catched the bank robber

by kingkong1054 August 2, 2007

Cache

A term that refers to a woman with a butt chin, who can devour sushi for days upon end.

Bro: I was so distracted by Cache's butt chin, that I didn't realize she ate all my sushi.

by Hornesto November 14, 2011

life cache

n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.

When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.

Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Coched

To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.

Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.

by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009

Grande Cache

a small town in the corner of alberta full of stuck up drunks and stoners leaving little for anything to do other than "partying" great place to bring your kids

seriously it sucks here in Grande cache

by Captain kentucky Ranger April 25, 2011