Border Jumper

Anybody of Mexican descent. The name was given to them because many of the non-English speaking Mexicans came into this country illegally, which in other words, "jumped the border" thus earning them the nickname Border Jumper

Que te lasima que casa a hola nuevos?
What the fuck did you just say you border jumper?!?!

by Julio August 10, 2004

B-word fat

It means when your so fat that people can tell just by hearing you say words with a B in them.

"I bBought bBrenda a bBracelet for her bBirthday party."
"Dude whats wrong with your talking?"
"Oh jeez. I must be getting B-word fat. I need to diet."

by im ur worst nightmare June 6, 2009

Psycho Borderline Ex Wife

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.

Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???

by The new wife December 10, 2010

Border Patrol

aka "Signing the NAFTA,"

It is the act of two American roommates having simultaneous sex in two beds on opposite ends of the same bedroom--one with a Mexican and the other with a Canadian.

Snakes and I met these two girls at the bar and ended up running border patrol last night.

by B40s May 16, 2011

Borderlands

Funnest Game of all time. Good for when you want to chill with friends and Pop some heads and steal your friends' loot

Guy 1:We are playing Borderlands, not MW2... STOP CAMPING

Guy 2: Dude, My turret is gonna get me a good killstreak though

by Borderlandswin March 20, 2010

bordom

a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored

most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom

by rawrycots January 24, 2009

Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.

John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009