Butternut Squash

When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.

by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019

butternuts

When everything on a girl looks great, until she pulls down her pants and she's got man parts.

Damn! Everything on that chick looks great...but her nuts (butternuts)!

by Bootay65 August 10, 2007

butternut squash

when a girl deep throats an entire stick of butter then pukes it on a guys nuts then punches him in the balls

"Keith said if she pukes that stick of butter on a guys nuts and punches him in the balls its called a butternut squash."

by funkykeith May 29, 2017

Butternut

A butternut is when you use butter as a lubricant, then cum into a small crater in the butter and freeze it over night which then the next day you will eat it while it is still frozen

“Me and my wife had some butternut and watched the football”

by Butternutgod July 19, 2018

bottleanus

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

Butternut Squash

1. An edible gourd.
2. Something that sounds like a really painful sex position.

1. We're going make butternut squash chili for Thanksgiving!
2. Mmm yeah, I'd put you in a butternut squash!

by penguinception January 16, 2016

butternut reduction

A big greasy poo

I just took the biggest butternut reduction

by nobodypoosandpees September 10, 2010