Buttfuckery

To do something really stupid to achieve a goal.

Tom: The boss wants this screen to do something for a certain department for certain users on Mondays.
Mike: Well, you are going to have to do some Buttfuckery coding...

by Unsurreality March 26, 2010

buttwinker

When there is a wiener on your butt also known as your anal hole and the male misses your butthole by trying to insert it in your butt.

OMG hes totally a buttwinker , he missed so bad

by Madisyon banks February 19, 2017

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

buttcucker

govind saggu

Yo, buttcuckers a feener

by bettieboobap June 14, 2023

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

double buttdecker deluxe

When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.

Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles

by Josh Flimpole May 21, 2010

Kentucky Buttfucker

Kentucky Bourbon, Fireball, Redbull.

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!

by deenjiee November 27, 2025