buttcrumbs

What your dirty butt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.

Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008

buttrump

The act of dry humping in a dogie style position detected towards the anus

I kiss her softly, then turned her around and began to buttrump her as i kissed the back of her neck.

by Caleb Cardinell February 4, 2010

buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.

1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.

by Theoddfather June 1, 2015

Buttslumpter

The act of extremely sloppy and disgusting butt sex with a member of the homeless community. Origins came from the early 70's where weird sexual intercourse was encouraged and did not need to make sense.

Boy, look at Billy's girlfriend, she is so dirty looking he looks like a total Buttslumpter.

by The Delaware Man January 7, 2011

Buttcrunch

When you take your mouth and bite the asshole and hear the butt juice squirt out

I buttcrunched your sister earlier

by Kid railz May 11, 2019