Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.

Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.

by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022

buttcrack

A descriptive adjective to be used if one's appearance or actions either resemble or call to mind the crevice between the cheeks of the ass.

Her smile looked like a buttcrack on it's side. OR... You are being such a buttcrack right now because you won't go out with me.

by Glutius Maximus April 18, 2005

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

buttfuck nowhere

Seaforth, Nova Scotia

"Hey man where you from?"

"Seaforth, Nova Scotia"

"Man thats the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009

buttfuck

A place or location of little worth or value, Often used to describe a small country town.
Can be used in conjunction with a State or Country to give a sense of actual locality.

(A telephone conversation)
"Hi Mom"
"Hi Sweetie, where are you calling from?"
"Buttfuck, Tennessee - Mom, Have you seen my inhaler?"

by 45tr0 April 12, 2006