Burnt Marshmellow

Those old, saggy people, who have layed out in the sun so much that thier skin turns into a leathery dark brown. These people sport skimmpy bathing suits (thongs and bannana-hamicks) or tan topless. Usually found in tropical tourist areas, like florida.

That burnt marshmellow tanning, in the thong is not pleasent to the eyes.

by dsahjsdjkbs May 5, 2009

burnt loaf

To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.

"Dorm is boring tonight, let's leave the girls floor a burnt loaf."

by Moses the Man August 31, 2008

burnt as fuck

something that sucks; phrase to describe a bad situation/ event

"i cant go out tonight bro my mom grounded me." "dude thats burnt as fuck"

by garden utensil March 8, 2017

burnt burger

When something is bad. Or conversly, when something is good it's NOT or AIN'T a burnt burger.

Did you try Penelope's burrito?

Yeah, it weren't no burnt burger!

by SunDevil1959 July 12, 2017

burnt spaghetti

Ennard

Micheal afton: get down here
Ennard:no
Micheal: stupid burnt spaghetti

Ennard:...

by Thetwilight_gacha May 26, 2021

Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube

Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel

by Sharpoon September 28, 2009

Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.

Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017