Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 3, 2022

burlington kids

mainly consisting of white, privalaged hockey players.

damn burlington kids are fucking annoying

by lameasshoe420 June 28, 2018

Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick

"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"

by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018

Burlington Coat Factory

A ghetto term for a hoe house

I’m trynna sell my pussy in burlington coat factory

by Yungmydia September 25, 2022

West Burlington, NC

West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.

Friend #1: "wanna go to West Burlington, NC?"
Friend: "yep cuz there's more things to do there"

by carolina336 February 12, 2021