East Bumfuck

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

Dave: Where are we?

Casey: East Bumfuck that's where.
Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

by bostoncasey December 18, 2018

Mongo Bumfrey

A phrase used to describe a raging homosexual who cannot contain himself when around other boys

I don’t like that guy, he’s a Mongo Bumfrey

by Ben_Dover_15 December 5, 2019

bumfull

a sleezy term for having a rectum full of throbbing pulsating man meat deep inside it....(ballsack included)

I gave Susie a bumfull last week. She couldn't deficate for three days and my scotum had a scent of dogshit for a month.

by Rectum Recker October 23, 2010

bumfuckalice

This word - or rather, saying - was invented to express a feeling that no other word can express. Bumfuckalice expresses joy, concern, grief, anger, and just plain bumfuckalice. It can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective.

"Bumfuckalive this is a big potato"
"Go bumfuckalive a tree"
"That's one big bumfuckalice!"

by anon November 21, 2004

Bumfuck, Idaho

a small, unknown, undistinguished town; the middle of nowhere

My car's broken down in Bumfuck, Idaho and I can't get a tow!

by Buttdude June 11, 2006

bumfy

extremely comfortable

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

by teetiger October 20, 2008