Charlie Hash-browns 

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

Charlie Hash-browns by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010

Charlie Browns

The word for both of a mans testacles

oh you hit my charlie browns!

Charlie Browns by MarthaBjewlbanger November 13, 2007

Gash Browns 

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.

Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously

Gash Browns by Merkin Boy June 12, 2007

take the browns to the superbowl

Another word for taking a huge dump.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.

take the browns to the superbowl by Sypth September 26, 2006

Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.

"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"

Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl by tgif099 August 8, 2009

taking the browns to the superbowl

Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.

Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.

taking the browns to the superbowl by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

Cleveland Browns 

NFL team in Cleveland, Ohio. The Cleveland Browns were founded by Paul Brown and played their first season as a member of the All America Football Conference in 1946. The Browns won the AAFC title 4 straight years (1946, '47, '48, and '49).

In 1950 the Browns became a member of the NFL. In their first game in the NFL they beat the deffending league champion Philladelphia Eagles 35-10. Later that year the Browns won the NFL title game over the L.A. Rams, becoming the first expansion team to win the NFL title in its first season. The Browns added two more championships in 1954, and 1955. From 1950 to 1957, the Browns played in 7 of the the 8 NFL title games, including 6 straight from '50-'55. In 1964, the Browns defeated the heavily favored Baltimore Colts 27-0 in the NFL title game, winning their 4th NFL championship.

In the 1980s, the Browns won the AFC Central Division Championship 5 times, and made it as far as the AFC championship game 3 times (1986, '87, and '89). However, all three times, the Browns were denied a trip to the Super Bowl by the Denver Broncos.

In 1995 the team's owner Art Model moved the team to Baltimore and it became the Ravens. However, due to an outcry from Cleveland and it's fans, the NFL agreed to restore the Browns, and all of the stats records, and history as well. The Ravens were considerd an expansion team, and the Browns resumed play under the same NFL franchise in Cleveland in 1999.

The new Cleveland Browns have struggled over the past 7 years, but acttualy made the playoffs in 2002 as a wild card.

Cleveland Browns stats:

Overall alltime record (regular and post season): 473-366-13

Hall of famers-

Jim Brown
Paul Brown (coach, founder)
Joe DeLamielleure
Len Ford
Frank Gatski
Otto Graham
Lou Groza
Leroy Kelly
Dante Lavelli
Mike McCormack
Bobby Mitchell
Marion Motley
Ozzie Newsome
Paul Warfield
Bill Willis

NFL Champiobships (4)
1950, 1954, 1955, 1964

Division titles (18)
1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1957, 1964, 1965, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1971, 1980, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1989.

Stadiums-
Cleveland Municipal Stadium (1949-1995)
Cleveland Browns Stadium (1999-present)

Owner (current)- Randy Lerner

Head coach (current)- Romeo Crenel

Twenty former Browns coaches or players have become NFL head coaches.

The Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team with no official logo. (secondary logos include: the Cleveland Brownie and the Dawg Pound)

The Browns colors are orange and brown.

The Browns Backers is one of the largest pro team fan clubs in the entire world, with a membership of over 40,000 stong world wide.

The Cleveland Browns beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 51-0 on September 10, 1989.

Cleveland Browns by osu fan August 11, 2006