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broaming

Roaming urbandictionary.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. Typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.
Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."
by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009
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boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
by chigger254 November 15, 2011
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Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.
"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008
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Brapatings

Tom, have you seen the Brapatings on that Hose Hound?!

Rich, I would give my left nut to bury my boat race in that pair of Brapatings!
by Ronnie Rod On October 21, 2010
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Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.
by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010
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brolaxing

Bro-lax-ing (verb) when five or more tools, commonly referred to as bros, get together to partake in a chill lacrosse game, and then split a case of natty ice.
Yo Chad, we should totally get the broskies for a quick brolaxing session. Natty ice on me.
by brolactic April 1, 2011
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Brouting

An all male heterosexual outing with one's bros. generally with alcoholic consumption involved.
"last night, we had a brouting on St Laurent"

"a what?"

"a night on the town with my bros"
by Beefjerky-lb January 2, 2012
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