To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.
Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.
by Fizbitch June 2, 2008
Get the Bromet mug.An upper class establishment of Bros who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
by thrizzledorum January 5, 2011
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A romantic comedy based on an eerily close platonic heterosexual relationship between two (or more) bros.
Rick: Hey, that movie "I Love You, Man" is an excellent example of the new genre of film that is the bromantic comedy.
Jorg: Yes, why don't we go out and watch it when we finish drinking these Busch Lites, playing Gamecube, and listening to this Jack Johnson CD!
Jorg: Yes, why don't we go out and watch it when we finish drinking these Busch Lites, playing Gamecube, and listening to this Jack Johnson CD!
by Sebastienne February 24, 2009
Get the Bromantic Comedy mug.Something that allows for slight homosexuality between good bros. Such as bro-spooning, dinner and a movie, or heavy bro play fighting.
Bro 1: "I had a great time last night, man. It was really bromantic."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."
by broliver April 28, 2015
Get the bromantic mug.Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?
Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.
Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.
by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012
Get the Broventine mug.In the Military a Brogent is a Non-Commisioned Officer, whom is also a Bro.
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
"You have earned the rank of Brogent."-Brogent Czek
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
by Brogent Smith April 9, 2013
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Used in theatre when a person has to play several characters at the same time cause there are not enough people to cover all the roles. Often linked with lots of quick changed on stage. It was first defined in the Tin Can Brothers' show "The Solve It Squad Returns", where Brian Rosenthal simuntaneously plays all of the six employees of the hotel.
Used in theatre when a person has to play several characters at the same time cause there are not enough people to cover all the roles. Often linked with lots of quick changed on stage. It was first defined in the Tin Can Brothers' show "The Solve It Squad Returns", where Brian Rosenthal simuntaneously plays all of the six employees of the hotel.
Person 1: In this scene, James plays Duder, Sami, Tanya and Toby because all the other people are busy.
Person 2: Man, he's really brosenthaling!
Person 2: Man, he's really brosenthaling!
by himbeeereis July 12, 2020
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