brojito

An alcoholic drink made up of rum, lime juice, brown sugar, crushed mint leaves, soda water, and crushed ice. A tasty alcoholic beverage shared exclusively among your best bros.

After a long week, Dave invites his best pals over to play cards and enjoy a few rounds of brojitos.

by narshouse January 19, 2010

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

brolife

When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.

Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.

by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008

brorito

A late night, 7-11, microwavable burrito bought with the bros during an all night Halo party, one or more of the consumers may be high at time of purchase/ ingestion.

Brennan: "Bro, I got the mad munchies."
Aidan: "Let's go get some broritos!"

by KrYtZ November 12, 2009

brolick

This colloquialism was coined by the infamous linguist, Luke Thornton. In the late nineteenth century he was a much prestiged Professor of Anatomy and Weight Training at WCC (Westchester Community College). This term is a combination of the words 'broad' and 'cowlick', which originated from his anecdote about how his shoulder muscles broadened dramatically as a result of constant brushing of his cowlick.
This word has become increasingly popular amoung high school students, who like to bellow it after making a particulary impressive play in physical education class. In fact, its popularity has increased so much, that it is even used to describe sucesses having nothing to do with physical education, such as sucesses in Beer Pong, Video Games, rolling blunts and Golf.

"Mr. McCann thinks he's brolick, but truthfully he's just a whack ho"

by notorious lkp May 11, 2006

Brocitus

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011

bromitment

A commitment a bro makes to spend time with his fellow bros. Even if it means creating the most ridiculous of alibis to get out of prior responsibilities.

My family expected me to attend my grandma's 96th birthday party but I had a bromitment to fulfill.

by the bros March 25, 2013