Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

brodefyer

a brodefyer is someone who defys the command of other bros

careful man, he tends to be a real brodefyer. watch out– you don’t know what this guy might do

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

Welfare Dog Breeder

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020

Brokeded

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.

Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!

by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006

Braeden

a handsome young man, gifted with a warm heart and kind words; athletic and fierce defender of the truth; the kind of guy who kisses his wife in the pouring rain in the moonlight, lay down his jacket for her to step over a puddle, and hold tightly as they fall asleep to disney movies; heroic and manly yet humble and compassionate; he lives by instinct and rarely thinks before acting

"My husband is a Braeden. I'm the luckiest girl in the world."

by PokeballPitcher September 24, 2011

brode

n. a fit of laughter

v. to laugh

I prefer brode over bro'd.

by Voyaging November 3, 2014

Martin Brodeur

When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law

Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"

by Deviled Eggs September 24, 2011